Content to fill a vacuum

Frankly there's fuck all happening. If it was up to me, I'd ban all football media from ten minutes after the last kick of the final game to ten minutes before the first kick of the new season. Nothing is more boring than empty speculation. Still, there's content to provide...

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Forever changes

It's a tangerine. In a sun shape. Cos it's summer. Quality content.Such a lot has happened. We've covered the shit fake Paul Daniels and his treacherous retreat into the midland shadows so let's move on.Before we do though, it has to be said that El Cowardly Bodywarmero didn't...

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Cheers Critch! (and also fuck off Critch)

Impish little bastard lurking at back of shot. It wasn't a twinkle after all. It was a smirk...So. He's gone. Walked out the door. He's not turning around, cos he don't need us any more. We've got all our lives to live though, and all our love to give, and we'll grow strong....

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That was the year that was: 21/22 Season Review

The other week I was using the facilities in a pub. A drunk scouser accosted me, demanding to know who I supported. 'Blackpool' I said. 'Blackpool? Blackpool? Fucking hell. We're gonna do the quad' he slurred. 'What the fuck have you won this season?' he demanded, a touch of...

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