Why shit players are great! A love letter to the hapless, hopeless and not quite good enough.

I just want to say... At my club, we're currently getting rid of 'deadwood' and cleansing our squad of players we no longer need. Good riddance. Shut the door on your way out. Thanks for nothing. Etc. The precise identities of these particular players doesn't matter....

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Job done: the Mighty vs Millwall

I've got a theory about Millwall (correctly pronounced Miwlwawwl). I reckon that actually, they'd be happier in the shitty north with the rest of us, getting not levelled up and having no ambition or whatever it is that makes us not worthy of things like transport and street...

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Finesse required: apply within

It hurts just to look at pictures of him. I didn't go to Hartlepool this weekend. I am but a mere part timer. Burn my shirt, for I do not deserve it.  Someone else can do the match blog. It's a team effort lads. It probably doesn't need to say much more than "shite"....

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Happy New Year (especially to Gaz and Daniel): the Mighty vs Hull City

I find New Year's day to be a strange experience. Maybe I don't cope very well with change or something. It's a sort of pseudo celebration. It's normally too cold to go and do something really nice, like lie on the bank of a river and sleep, but there's no presents or owt to...

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