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Saturday, February 1, 2025

CJ: Captain Marvel - the Mighty vs Charlton Athletic


There is more than a hint of spring in the air. Spring's appeal is the promise of summer to come. There's maybe a hint of spring in our footballing circumstances too, it's not so much that you look at our squad and see a midsummer's day of an automatic promotion squad, but more that the likes of Bloxham and Ennis offer the kind of hope for better days on the horizon.

What about today though? This division seems to consist of the following:

a) teams with no fans that are miles away
b) teams with some fans that are miles away but play us on tuesday night so might as well have no fans
c) teams with loads of fans but who've spent the equivalent of the cost of several new battleships just to try and get out of this crappy division which doesn't really endear them to anyone whose budget is more in line with hiring a boat on Stanley Park lake than commissioning a Yankee version of HMS Piss the League.
d) Huddersfield, Rotherham, Wigan and Charlton and us. 


I think what I'm saying is, there feels like a lack of 'proper' clashes to look forward to. Blackpool vs Charlton, however is a classic fixture in a way. It's of no particular historic import, save for the fact it oozes a sense of time, it carries an immediate post war vibe, long shorts, heavy shirts, burning capstan tobacco mingling with steam engine smoke, likely a fair smattering of international players between the two sides and if you're lucky, somewhere it will be recorded in the Pathe news archive. I've not checked yet, because I'd rather imagine it - packed crowds, demob suited, rattle waving, swaying to the game and watching nimble wingers fight it out with brutal hobnailed cloggers on rutted mess of a pitch. I would give almost anything to experience football like that, as it was and as exists now only as an increasingly hazy, semi-mythic folk memory.


I've digressed haven't I? 

The car is broken so I'm on the train. I like that. It means a walk on a nice day and an extra beer or two. I watch a man in very expensive looking knitwear read a book on the philosophy of Wagner (spoiler mate, he's into superbeings and all that weird shit I think), 4 Japanese girls sit down across from me and fulfil every lazy stereotype of Japanese girls, filming everything in sight with their manga sticker adorned phones with seemingly no discernment between the mundane and interesting. A lad in a tracksuit loudly tells his mate "I need a fucking massive turd soon or it's going to be armageddon" - variety is truly the spice of life and the train to Blackpool is often spicier than most. I wonder if Wagner would like it. 


Walking across town, there's a smattering of kids clutching prizes from the arcade, some sharp and pinched faced ghouls skulking from shadow to shadow as if frightened of the daylight and a steady plod of pensioners making for their favourite cafe. The sky is blue enough for Blackpool to start making some sort of sense. I mean, let's be honest, Blackpool never makes sense, (that's the whole appeal and purpose of the place) but on a wet and dark Wednesday in winter, it makes the least sense of all, a town shuttered as if the tide has gone out, never to return. In the crisp air, there's just a sense of the season to come, the seaside returning to life. A few more businesses on the front chance an opening, like the first tentative snowdrops coming to bud.

Anyway. Football. 


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On the pitch Bruce declares, "If it's not broke, why fix it" with a same again line up - It takes a while for us to get going and despite some canny flicks from Bloxham and nice link work from Fletcher, we can't find our way around Charlton's niggly and resolute play. They're every inch a Nathan Jones side and for a man who is a devout Christian I sometimes wonder if he's read a bit of the Bible I've missed in my skim readings that declares "thou shalt trip and push and pinch thy opponent, for the Lord declared, it is the shithouse who shalt inherit the earth, especially if he waves and shouts all the time like a maniac"

It's about half way through the first half that we start to look something like and it's a series of crosses into the box that threaten to undo Charlton. I can't remember the order of things but variously, Baggot squeezes a header just past the post, one goes all the way through and just past the post, Husband comes from deep and just doesn't quite get the touch on an another. All the while, I'm watching the otherwise much improved Fletcher and thinking 'he always seems to act as if he thinks there's a number 9 behind him that he doesn't want to get in the way of' and that a week worth of 'diving header and chucking yourself at stuff' practice wouldn't go amiss. Maybe he's got an imaginary striking partner in his head and perhaps Ennis can get on that wavelength and make that real. A physical manifestation of Ash Fletcher's dream... 

We're definitely on top. CJ gets on the end of a stabbed pass, gets round the back and draws a decent save, then makes a hash of a terrific cross a few minutes later. The nicest bit of play in the half sees us move it quickly, stand it up for Fletcher who nods down for Carey to not quite get over the top of the chance and put it a few inches over the top.

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We've been the better side and it feels as if anyone is going to win this, it's us.

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When will I learn?

Their first is a black comedy of a goal. A cross. Tyrer tips it away from the on coming striker, but only to a deeper lying player. He lashes it in and then we seem to clear it twice only for it to come back each time as it was on elastic and then to finally fall in the net somehow with everyone despairingly close to stopping it. Agony. Tryer then adds a punchline to the painful joke by trying to lash it up the pitch for kick off only for it to smack into one of our players backs and into the goal again. Fuck's sake football. 

We need a response to this...

The response isn't optimal. In fact, it's more sub-optimal than anything else. We let Charlton all down the right where there best player (no 7) belts it hard into the ruck of players at the near post and it comes off what is possibly Ollie Casey at exactly the wrong angle and gives Tyrer no chance. Hmm. I just sigh. I dunno. I should never hope. Maybe it's my fault. 

So much for being the better side. Football is brutal like that. Sometimes, it feels as if it's not so much a sport but a giant exercise in proving that the ratty teacher everyone had who snapped "Not fair? listen, life's not fair and you'll have to live with that, so might as well start getting used to it now" was right. 

I try to reason with myself. There's still stuff worth watching. Might as well spin the wheel and give some of the new lads a go eh? See what happens. Satisfy our curiosity. 

Bruce responds quickly to my telepathy and in a move of 5d chess level proportions (it's like 4d chess but with 1 more d) takes off Jimbo and out thinks everyone in the ground by making CJ the captain. CJ looks really surprised and eyes the armband as if not entirely sure how to put it on. He's nothing if not resilient and manages it without any mishap (i.e. putting on his leg or head) 

He also brings on some of the new blood. first Silvera and then Ennis and that injection of technique and urgency to impress makes all the difference. Whilst we arguably look more ragged at the back (CJ is not only skipper but playing left back, another role no one knew (let alone him) that he could do) we start to look more purposeful going forward, with Ennis looking fleet footed and skillful and Silvera in and out of pockets of space doing unpredictable things in a way that vaguely reminds me of those great flashes of Ian Poveda when he wasn't flouncing about in a mad car and pissing managers off.

There's some ooohs as we go close (a sudden shot from out of nowhere from Bloxham well saved by their keeper) and some groans as promising moves break down. Even after the second Charlton goal, there remained a slightly surprising sense that we could get back into this but it's just starting to dissipate when ..

... things start to get interesting and my recollection from here on probably becomes a bit more expressionistic. Silvera has it in midfield thanks to a sharp touch from Morgan and he's slaloming in that alarming way that players like him do where it feels as if they're on the verge of losing the ball all the time and each tackle they come through surprises you more and then suddenly he's having a shot and it's a great one swerving past the keeper and home and that belief is now back... Glance to the clock. Time left to win this... (what am I thinking?) 

... then it's Beesley, much maligned, but ever game and scorer of surprising goals who is chasing what seems not too promising a a cause but I've got a feeling somehow that something might go for us here and for once, the feeling is right as Bees crashes in, the defender is careless and our gangly hero is coming out with the ball and is astonishingly in on goal and then battering a shot from what feels too far out, but proves not to be as the keeper is totally done, but the bar saves Charlton... the woodwork, though has barely stopped vibrating as Ennis males the rebound, wrestles or wriggles some space (I don't know to be honest, he just got there and found it somehow) and slots it home! YESSSSSSSSSS!

Football. Flippin' heck as someone sort of once said. 


We're not done. There's some wobbly moments as Charlton try and play it off the massive Aneke (I like him, cos we know I like a big lad up front, though a Charlton fan after the game describes him to me as 'total dogshit') and we panic a bit. Sonny turns out to have a really quite decent long throw and to be able to chuck it quite a long way without trying very hard, a fact that seems as previously unlikely as CJ's inspirational leadership style inspiring the sensational turnaround it clearly does.

...Then, we break, one pass out, a look, a long raking ball and Sonny, full pelt, into the path of the ball, hearing through. This is it... he checks, he winds up, I swear I'm on the pitch in a moment and the ball suddenly isn't there for the shot because, for all the world it looks as if the defenders hand has moved it...

Of course, there's no penalty. I'm convinced it was one. I'm miles away, but the Kop is closer and Sonny closest of all are both apoplectic but the referee (who this week looks like the result of an AI image generated response to the prompt "Mix up the actor Toby Jones with a stocky body builder then dress him up as a highlighter pen") says, 'nah. Soz not happening ' possibly because he's not up with the play, so swift was our break... and then just to add insult to injury, he then ignores CJ getting cleaned out moments later and  runs away - all luminous denial of our hopes and over developed pectoral muscles in a deliberately too small shirt. Fucking refs. 

At some point before or after the above incident, (what was initially a poor watch has become one of those games it's hard to keep track of) there's some incredible defending from us, with Baggot chucking himself about like him and Casey are Pallister and Bruce reincarnated and just a general sense of 'thou shalt not fucking nab this you spawny London bastards' which thankfully prevails. 

There's time for another near moment wh Sonny doesn't quite get to it and for Charlton to bring on an even bigger player than Aneke for a final free kick that we hack away and for the whistle to blow on a decent game...


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I'm happy enough afterwards. We played pretty well overall and again carried a threat. Charlton aren't a bad side and coming back from 2 goals down is a decent achievement, even if going two goals down isn't ideal stuff. 

The main thing I like is that our mentality is right. I don't like using the word 'mentality' - it's a football cliche and the type of thing that dickhead managers (i.e. Nathan Jones) would shout whilst tapping the side of their heads as if using a fancy word which basically means 'try' is next level stuff but nonetheless, it sums up the difference between Pool for a good while in the recent past (flat, easily bullied, beaten if going behind) and Pool now - it feels like a team, it feels as if they care and it feels as if they believe in what we're doing, in each other and in the manager. From that comes a sense of enjoyment and like in theatre or music or whatever else you might watch, it doesn't matter how theoretically worthy or intelligent what you are watching is, if the performer in front of you isn't getting anything out of it, there's nothing really there to take away. 

I was also delighted to see the new players impact the game. Bloxham we know already - he looks like the handsome blacksmith's apprentice who is the love interest in a BBC adaptation of a Thomas Hardy novel but plays like he's on course for Euro 2028. Silvera and Ennis were much more of a mystery before this game and obviously a goal for each is the ideal impact - and one that underlines that we've now got options and both puts pressure on the likes of Apter (who struggled a bit today) and also, probably more fairly, gives them a chance for a rest because some of them have carried a lot of weight being the only player for their roles. 

The squad ain't finished. (CJ at left back was... different... for a start) and we're definitely not there yet - but the feel is good, the fanbase is uniting around what we're doing on the pitch and in the last 15 minutes, there was something akin to a 'proper' Bloomfield atmosphere. I'm slightly hoarse. That's what football should do to you... the point is - we're building something that has the right vibe to it - and that's what new players will walk into - that matters massively - because football is a team sport and the values and mindset of the team you are in shapes your individual performance.  It's hard to think of many of the players who were here, who don't look more committed, more consistent and more confident. We might have finished 8th, but Kaddy was so many of those points that it's deceptive and seeing Carey growing, watching Casey thriving, seeing Joseph earn his big break and so on, it's hard to imagine that being the case had we stuck instead of twisting. 

We might have drawn a game we should have won - but the positives outweighed the frustration and the sense that we're slowly getting what we need together and being guided by quiet and calm expertise, not guesswork and buzzword bluster leaves me feeling ok about it all.

Better to sneak up on the outside where no one expects us anyway... 

Onward


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Wednesday, January 1, 2025

And again... the Mighty vs Shrewsbury


New Year is here, festivities are over. Real life beckons us with a bony finger, cackling "you've had your fun with your indoor trees and your flashy little lights.... Now here is my wicked revenge. Behold the horrifying emptiness of January and February... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" - these grim months wouldn't half be cheered up by us going on a mad winning spree because there ain't much else about them to look forward to.


Shrewsbury, blue and yellow kit, never actually any good but seems to beat us a lot. The kind of team you'd imagine the fans either carry a cheeseboard in a little Tupperware container and a broadsheet newspaper or some local cider in a square plastic container. Everyone in Shrewsbury is either a farmhand, an antique dealer or a vicar in my head. When I actually see them outside the ground though, they look quite normal and no one is carrying a bail of hay, wearing a cravat or sporting a dog collar but then, I guess, it would be wrong to pigeonhole those professions, so for all I know, the bunch of lads in Stone Island might be direct from the seminary. 

Us, latent potential, tangerine wizardry, legendary force in the game, Ballon D'or, greatest game in English history and so on. We're merely biding time before launching an all out assault on the Champions League etc. I've said it all before. The window is open, it looks as if a few need to be pushed out and a few others welcomed in. Pace, width etc. You know the drill.


Today, super Sonny Carey in for the hipster wingback is the one change. Coulson is a decent wide player, but he's not a pure winger. Sonny hasn't really been a winger either as far as anyone knew but who knows, maybe the extra player drifting in and having a shot might unlock what will doubtless be a resolute Shrewsbury side. He is the league one Phil Foden after all.

Time for some red hot soccer action.


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When I say 'red hot' I would struggle to actually describe it as 'tepid' - I've rarely found myself more at a loss for words than I am at the task of writing up this first half. What happened? Almost nothing. Ash Fletcher comedically side footed one a mile over. Albie Morgan had a dig from miles out that went miles wide and Sonny 'not actually Andrei Kanchelskis after all' Carey hit a deflected effort late in the half that bounces about a bit. Shrewsbury had a massive keeper who also seemed a little rotund but we've no idea if he's any good or not because we didn't have any shots at him. I can't remember getting anywhere approaching excited about anything beyond Tyrer making a good stop from a Shrewsbury break. I spent most of the half trying to decide if I liked the colour of Shrewsbury's kit - a weird blue green that seemed more like the colour you'd get on expensive but slightly poorly chosen pair of curtains in a badly renovated manor house or in a wall painted with poisonous lead based paint in a derelict farm. 

What else. I honestly don't know. I could read the live text back to see if anything happened I'd forgotten about but that would really defeat the point of the blog because you could just do that too and make up your own metaphors to suit. It wasn't that we didn't control the game, it was more that we got up to a certain point and ran out of ideas. The players did move about but they just seemed to swap positions, rendering the overall shape the same even though the individuals popped up in different places. We had a few nice one twos, the odd give and go where we made a bit of space but largely we a) shuffled it side to side or b) hit a hopeful and not very accurate ball at Joseph or Fletcher, neither of particularly troubled their man today. 

People say games like this are 'devoid of quality' - that's one of those phrases that isn't strictly true - the players mostly controlled the ball competently and passed it neatly enough. What we were is completely devoid of anything exceptional or outstanding. We were just individually very average and therefore collectively uninspiring. Shrewsbury were compact and organised. At times they dropped into a 6-4-0 formation but when they broke, they did so quickly and directly and did enough to keep us honest. Whilst hardly a team full of world class talent, it was noticeable they carried the ball with pace and passed it fast when going forward so whilst they had a lot less control than us, they carried just enough of a threat to prevent us totally overloading them. I think what probably sums it up is that an excellent recovery tackle from Casey in a half where Shrewsbury had very few forays into our half was my personal highlight - and that should tell you how little real threat we posed. 


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Fuck me. That was dull. 

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The second half starts out in the same vein. Maybe I should start bringing a book to read. I could take up knitting or something. It's flat as fuck as well. The ground doesn't so much resemble a cauldron of atmosphere but the chatter of some bored people, the noise roughly akin to what you'd be left with if you removed the piped muzak in a moderately busy shopping centre. Maybe they should play some lift music whilst we're playing to fill the time. I'm sure this used to be a fun place to be where it all felt a bit edgy and sometimes it boiled over but it's really not been that for a while. When they announced the injury time in the first half it felt a bit like being sat in an exam hall told there was 1 minute to go before putting your pens down. That's not the vibe I really want if I'm honest. If you offered me the chance to swap my season ticket to 'away games only' I'd bite your hand off at the moment. 

Finally we get going. Evans is set away, he tees up Apter and the wee man pings a deep cross, Jimmy scrambles in at the far post and the ball goes wide. It's something resembling a chance and that's something. Encouraged, we pass it around well and create a shooting chance from some intricate work that leaves Carey to have a dig from the edge of the box. It's straight down the keeper's throat but it is, at least, on target. 


Bruce smells blood. There's a quadruple substitution (Joseph amongst those withdrawn, he's looked leggy today and nothing has stuck to him at all) and the return of CJ 'Ole!' Hamilton to the fray. Finally, some pace. So far we've not really looked able to run away from Shrewsbury - we could definitely have moved more, but to be fair, whatever movement we make, they just follow us and if you're not faster than them or bigger than them, then that's going to yield a stalemate. CJ might just change that. 

Change it he does. A ball up towards Ballard actually finds CJ, he does the trademark 'pull it back past everyone' thing he does, but there's Apter, coming from deep to pick it up, completely unmarked and he absolutely leathers it into the top corner, one of those where it's hit so hard, the net seems to stretch and envelope the ball. Yes! That's exactly what we needed and the substitution has yielded almost immediate reward. 


We nearly get another as great work from Offiah in the far corner keeps the ball alive and possession in our hands, he draws all the nearby defenders then just lays of for Evans to cross - Rhodes climbs and puts it just over the top. Surely we're going to roll this lot over now. We're on top, we're clearly better than them and they can't just leave 5 in a line with 4 in another line in front of that any more. CJ Hamilton has changed the game with his pace and if they come onto us, he'll be able to run riot in behind them... 

... that's not quite how it pans out. I don't know if anyone has noticed, but CJ has a yin to his yang. For all he's lightning quick and gives us an option than no one else in the squad (in fact no one for years) has given us, he's also not the greatest all round technical footballer on earth and sometimes (this will surprise you I'm sure!) that can be a problem.

First he gives it away after we pass it round just about everyone and the move breaks down when it didn't need to. Then he gets caught in possession and sort of half falls over, half stabs the ball to no one and we're all out of position because I'm not sure anyone expected him to do that and Shrewsbury just pick it up, run into the box and score. It's such a simple goal. We've spent most of the game trying to fashion chances from clever angles and stringing passes together and they just walk into the box after having the ball handed to them on a plate and it's 1-1. 


For fucks sake Pool! Just before the ball was turned over, we were going forward and turned around, choosing to go right back and play some possession football but that kind of falls down when you don't keep possession. It was a like a goal from the worst moments of Critchley 2.0 - an opportunity to attack turned down, the ball shuttled around the back and lost and then lots of shouting at each other whilst the other lot celebrate wildly because Blackpool is the place to come if you want a plucky draw to boost your survival hopes and everyone fucking seems to do this to us. 

I'd like to describe a barrage of attacks, wave after wave of tangerine pressure, oohs, aahs, head in hands moments, kicking the back of the seat in frustration, screaming at the ref, invoking phrases like 'the Alamo, only with more kitchen sinks being thrown' but again, I have to be honest, we were more than a bit shit once they'd scored and I mostly sat resting my elbows on the empty seat (people must have chosen the Sealife Centre this week) in front and glumly held my chin in my hands because we were never scoring. I think we won a corner but wasted it. They looked more likely and they didn't look particularly like scoring either, so that shows how little I thought we were going to score.  


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That stung.

Shrewsbury were great at what they did, but they didn't do a lot. We played poorly, we failed to test them often enough. It was like having a defence in the way was enough because whilst they were resolutely well organised and hard working, there weren't many last ditch headers or flying blocks, their keeper wasn't pulling off double saves (or really, any saves) and they didn't particularly have to go beyond a standard level of shithousery (a few clips on Apter, a bit of time wasting) to frustrate us. 

One thing I noticed was that whilst the delivery to the strikers wasn't especially good, we really didn't compete for the ball in the box. It was if we'd decided that, rather than risk going all in and possibly conceding a foul, we'd watch the ball into the keepers' hands. I can't face writing the same paragraph about what we lack, I just hope we can go and get that injection of what we need (variety!) and start to match some of the away performances against decent teams with home performances against sides who we have to start beating if we want to achieve anything.

Players will make mistakes. CJ probably feels like pure shit and he's one of the few who gives us variety - the wider point is that we're struggling like hell to break down anyone at home and when you don't look like scoring very often in games like this, a single mistake will be amplified. You'll never stop mistakes, but we have to address the fundamental issues that saw us start yet again with only one actual winger on the pitch and reliant on a 35 year old who hasn't scored since forever as the change when (as has been inevitable for a while) Joseph looked like running himself into the ground had caught up on him.

CJ's mistake doesn't explain why we rarely win the ball in the air going forward, why we don't have many ball carriers and why we rarely seem to win an attacking footrace. The fact the squad was conceived for a different form of football does, and the manager needs to be backed to properly start to shape the squad to play the form he favours. There's little point in having appointed him otherwise because the overall issues here aren't simply about attitude or mindset - they're about the attributes and positional expertise of the available players. Mindset is formed by habits, it's not an absolute, it's not fixed - but being tall or quick or being a winger or a target man is. 

Onward

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