Not quite Samba football... - Queen of the South vs Cove Rangers

I know I'm not driving to Bloomfieldbecause I've seen 6 red kites hung up above the road like giant feathered bin bags caught on the breeze. I know I'm in Scotland because the builders around here seem to have a bungalow fetish. In the Nith valley nestles Dumfries and in Dumfries...

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Thank fuck we didn't fuck that up... the Mighty vs Cheltenham Town

The night is... sultry? Maybe not quite, but I've been driving around shit bits of the North West (hello Horwich) all day and it's been pissing down and grim, so to head out towards the gold coast with a sunset burning in the distance, uplighting the high cloud, giving it a...

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Strength - the Mighty vs Stevenage FC

The weather cannot make its mind up. One moment it's the best kind of autumn day, the next a horrible flash to February. Rainbows abound. Lets hope we don't bungle this one. Boom. Tish. One for the 80s kids. I'm getting desperate. That's probably the worst line I've ever written....

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Back down to earth: the Mighty vs Derby County

One of those nights where evening creeps in like an ever darkening blue blanket. It catches the residents of Bloomfield Road unaware. Windows shine with voyeuristic snapshots, picture frames glowing in the gathering gloom, curtains undrawn. Someone watches the wrestling. Someone...

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