Don't panic...

There's no match blog this week cos I didn't go to Millwall as I'm a lazy, good for nothing part time fan that deserves to be ejected into orbit on a one way trip to the sun. I thought I'd attempt to write something sort of slightly sensible instead as we're heading for...

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Raging at the ref: the Mighty vs Sunderland

I love mostly meaningless cup games. If they're shite then you can just shrug it off, but if they're decent and you win, then you can get excited about the next round and how yer obviously going all the way to Wembley. You also get to see stuff others don't see, with my...

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Seaside!: AFC Bournemouth vs the Mighty

9 goals in 1 game for them. 0 in 13 games for us. I'm by the beach and a *very* posh man walks past and I hear his rather luvvie voice drawl "and I held onto his swimming shorts and swam, with one arm" Sadly the rest of the story is drowned out by someone shouting "Cheesy...

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Hollywood Bowl(er) - 3 players (sort of) better than Messi

The biggest stories in football have been the transfers of Grealish and Messi. That fits in with the observation that people like me (poe faced over serious boring fun sponges the lot of us) have made before, that some people like the money game more than the actual game. That...

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Something about speedboats and oil tankers: the Mighty vs Coventry City

I've been away so I don't really have a sage preview full of wise pre-match words to write. (reader: 'no change there then...') We drew, we won, we lost. I didn't see any of the games. From what I've gleaned Lavery is mustard, Bowler isn't shite (I was undecided on this technical...

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