Football Blog: Tangerine Flavoured

Sunday, March 30, 2025

Everywhere they go...: the Mighty vs Bolton Wanderers


There's an anticipation outside. I'm a bit late which adds to the urgency of it all. I've always panicked about missing kick offs since I was a kid and very rarely has it happened but an ill judged nip to Tesco before the game has delayed me (why did seemingly everyone in the Fylde Coast go to Clifton Drive Tesco before the match I wonder?) to the point where I'm storming down Bloomfield Road chancing my arm and testing the rule that 'you can't get run over on a match day' to near breaking point. 


Steve Bruce has brought a certain simplicity to proceedings. I don't really think about the games much before they're here. We know how we're going to play and who is going to play. The only surprise today is that Elkan Baggot's reassuringly physical frame is replaced by Jimmy Husband's familiar but slightly more creaky one. Otherwise it's as you were and and as you'd expect. 


I make it in plenty of time. Panic over.

Just the terror of the game to come. 

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The game is cagey as hell at first. Bolton move the ball nicely. We hassle and hurry them. Both sides show moments of quality - Bolton look astute at knocking it about and side to side, we look able to get the ball out to Robbie Apter who has brought his dancing shoes today. Both sides have moments of frailty as well. This is League One after all and there are mistakes for the crowd to seize on with characteristic delight. Nothing is as cruel as a football fan watching the slip ups of the opposition. 

There are few early highlights. Fletcher looks sharp and nicks the ball away. Apter gets a couple of crosses in from positions that seem unlikely but shots are at a premium and the sides look well matched. Sometimes that's boring, but today, a febrile atmosphere and the expectation of a local derby makes this stalemate compelling. 

The first shot comes from Carey, the ball breaking to him just inside the box. You can practically see his eyes widen in anticipation as he adjusts himself and smacks it hard and low, a last ditch block though is equal to the effort and the ball balloons over the top for a corner. The atmosphere grows. Evans clips it to Morgan outside the box. It's a curious choice. Morgan catches it beautifully, for a split second it looks like a goal for the ages, there's an intake of breath in the ground but another block stifles the roar. A scramble for a moment, the chance still alive, there's a scramble, physical chaos and then, thwack, Ashley Goals has cracked it, an uppercut of a shot, like a sober man in a drunken brawl connecting firmly with the jaw of a pissed up and staggering lout, the ball is lashed into the corner and we're on our feet and the joy is unbridled. 


I hope to myself that the goal forces Bolton out and leaves space behind them. It suits us to play on the break, but really, the goal just forces them into putting us under a lot of pressure. If the early stages were even, increasingly the first half tilts in the favour of the away side and sees a lot of 'Pool chasing and a lot of Bolton possession, though one jaw dropping moment of skill from Ashley Fletcher demonstrates that 'there ain't nobody better' isn't merely ironic affection as he brings a ball under control with skill that would make Messi look leaden footed and spreads it to Apter with a decisiveness and vision that he simply didn't posses 6 months ago. 

When their equaliser comes, it's like a replay of the goal we've conceded so often at home, the opposition whipping a ball in under no particular pressure and someone sneaking in and heading home unchallenged. We must have conceded this very goal about ten times now. It's their turn to make the noise and our turn to trudge dejectedly back to the halfway line. 

The rest of the half is a hard watch. They up the tempo and we struggle to cope, the midfield is all but absent as a defensive force and Bolton are able to advance with alarming ease to the edge of the box. We block a shot, a shot is lashed wide, one is rifled inches past the post, a close range effort is close. Jimmy Husband is booked as he tangles awkwardly with a marauding Bolton forward and we generally get pulled all over the place. 

Half time, when it finally arrives, is frankly a relief. 

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I'm glad we get in level. They look quite impressive and a lot less languid than they've looked on previous visits. It's as if Schumacher has taken the clockwork toy left by Ian Evatt and given it a good winding. We've not seen many teams this season as comfortable on the ball as them and when they increased the pace at which they moved in after their goal, they looked very dangerous. We've clung on a bit if I'm honest. 

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The second half starts. The noise swirls. There's a mist like rain and it's cold. This is football in England, this is the northern game. Insults traded on a grey day, block tackles, physicality. Sonny has a moment of freedom. He drops his patented Bobby Charlton style body swerve and gallops forward. The ground rises to its feet, Carey lays off, Fletcher runs on and though the ball is good, the run is well timed and the connection sweet, the ball is swept beyond the post. It's a much needed moment as it's the first time in a long time that we've broken their lines and threatened their goal. C'mon the Pool! 

Then Sonny again, charging, shimmying, he's going past one, another and he's in! A clattering challenge and it looks for all the world, a penalty. The referee, a man with the manner of an office manager whose been in his job too long and doesn't really understand the modern technology he has to work with and is often behind the play exuding vibes of confusion, decides to book Sonny for diving even though it looks to me that he was in and winding up for a shot. Shit ref again. Shit ref again. (etc) 

There's a fire burning now in this game and the chants are like smoke, the noise wending its way into the sky and warming the grey and mizzly air. On the pitch, another midfield tussle as Ennis controls, A Bolton foot pokes the ball away. Albie picks it up. A pocket of space in a game that has seen few, he rolls the ball under his foot and then, with the grace and balance of an ancient greek statue, arms out to steady the body against the exertion of the kick, lifts the most classically cultured of passes you can imagine, seeking the run of Ennis and finding him, with a lofted and curling ball that completely and utterly destroys the Bolton defence. A great pass is a moment of magic. It has none of the typical violence of a goal, but it's as deadly as a sharpened assassins' blade... 

Ennis has plenty to do though, he's onto it, he's turning as if he might spin the keeper. Is he offside I wonder? I expect the flag to raise and for a moment, I fear it has done, because it's as if the game has stopped, such is the pace with which the next bit unfolds -, from his side on angle, the ball is lofted, it goes high, it seems to go so high that it must go over the bar, it's as if everyone has frozen, players on both sides following the trajectory of the ball as it loops up and then back down. I've got the time to think 'not again!' as I recall Jake Beesley's effort two weeks ago taking a similar journey to the roof of the net, but then, just as it seems that time had actually stopped, it suddenly starts again as the ball drops the right side of the line and bounces into the underside of the roof of the goal... 


...The joy is without recent parallel. This is what we do this for. Ennis hurls himself into a double summersault and it looks as if the Kop might be collectively on the verge of doing the same as the limbs tangle in a leaping, tumbling and writhing mass of bodies. The subs, (including Beesley who looks happier than anyone despite the echoes of his miss) surge onto the pitch and embrace Ennis, it's one of those moments where you just forget and everything feels like pure elation. A brilliant set up and a brilliant finish, and brilliant, thick, heavy noise all around. Ennis again!!! 

As in the first half, our goal stings Bolton into a response. They're quickly onto us and again as good at going forward as our midfield can be, it's not always as rugged the other way. They're able to smuggle some space on the edge of the box and fire a wicked effort that's bending for the bottom corner, Tryer though, does brilliantly, it's a hard save because he's got to get down low but also be strong and account for the curl and his stop is as sharp as they come and elicits a gasp of relief from behind his goal. 

Do we make many more chances? I don't think we do - not till late on anyway. It's all Bolton. There's a moment of absolute delight as again, they have the space to shoot from distance and spot a gap, the effort is quick thinking, firing sharply at the near post as everyone seems to anticipate a far post cross, but it's not quite precise enough and lashes into the side netting, my heart skips a beat but gloriously the Bolton fans think it's in and launch into a full blown celebration of nothing at all and both the South Stand and Harry Tryer enjoy very much telling them to sit down and watch the game nicely and not to be so silly. The sound of things quietening down and mutterings of confusion are beautiful to behold. 


A cross, a darting run from deep.... I wince, I brace myself for that sinking feeling and the hollow roar from my right. It never comes. Somehow he doesn't make contact. From the other side, another cross, Husband twist and leaps, surely putting something out of joint as he does, maybe he gets a touch, maybe he just puts them off, I don't know, I can barely watch but the ball skims across the goal, it's begging to be put home by someone, but mercifully it evades anyone in white and makes for the corner flag instead of the net. 

There's a bit of relief for a few minutes as Bloxham comes on and has a couple of runs but it's temporary respite. We go to a 4-5-1. Silvera looks lost, CJ gets surprisingly stuck in. A ruck of bodies. We fling ourselves, we hack. CJ heads it away. CJ! of all people. Sonny blocks one, Sonny blocks another, Sonny hacks it away. Sonny, of all people! We're all in, no one left behind... In the box it's like a royal rumble, as everyone flings themselves and chases things. There's a desperation. A cross is hung up, contact is made and fuck... but Harry Tryer again, a step back, a spring and a clawing save palming it up and over the bar... 


Bolton have their keeper up. The seconds are ticking away, there's only a pinch of sand left in the timer. I haven't been this nervous in a while. The ball in. Another scramble, it's like watching gaelic football at points and the ball, somehow pops out for us and is poked for Bloxham to run onto, the goal is empty, Bloxham is away, pictures come to mind in my head of CJ's long range empty net goal against PNE but he keeps running, it's the right thing to do to keep the ball and waste the seconds and just as it seems he might run all the way, he's yanked back, his shirt stretched to cover the gap between the players and the referee has no choice but to go to his pocket... 

There then ensure a minute of surreal delay. The ref shows a yellow, we're outraged because Bloxham was bearing down on an empty goal, maybe the ref realises his error, maybe the lino points it out, maybe the lad says something to merit a second card, I don't know - but the card becomes red and it's celebrated like another goal... 

It's a matter of time now. Time indeed ticks down because that's what time does. Bolton get battered, everywhere they go. Tyrer sings along in glorious accord with the stands. Sign him up!

The whistle goes. The ground erupts. 

Bolton get battered. Everywhere they go. Ennis Again! Steve Bruce's Tangerine Army... 


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As a one off game, maybe we were slightly fortunate. On the balance of the season, that was nothing less than we deserved. Think of any number of performances where we haven't got the return we should have and weigh it against that. Think, for that matter of the Orient game last time at home - this game was some recompense for that - us, clinical with our chances and reliant on a really good performance from the keeper whilst they had a lot of the game and go home frustrated. We've had a share of unlucky defeats and draws and not very many fortunate wins. Let's take it and call it 'resolute' - It was a cracking game of football, physical, dramatic, not without quality. 

The forwards are like some tribute to great old school strike partnerships, a little and large act that is becoming more of a joy to witness by the week. I thought we lost the midfield battle for large parts but made the most of the moments that emerged - Carey/Morgan/Evans is never going to win a meat grinder trench warfare battle, but it might have an absolutely glorious pass in it nonetheless and so it proved. At the back, we clung on, Husband I think deserves credit for doing what he always does - just doing what is asked of him and whilst he didn't look natural in the back 4 centre half role first half, he played well in the second and a crunching tackle late on, was exactly what you want from a captain when you are fighting for  your last minutes lives in a local derby, Coulson had a difficult time from their width but stuck to it. He didn't get to go forward a lot but he battled and battled. Casey, as ever, was Casey but I thought Offiah was outstanding and the one player who really seemed to be able to get tight to Bolton and disrupt them. We will miss him. He is outstanding. 

From here on in, What will be will be. I'm not getting into counting points and speculation. We've still got a lot to do and one mishap could still end the season and mishaps happen. I'm not sure we've got the depth and we're relying a lot on particular players in key roles  -  all that said, even though it looked over by February, it's turning to April and we're still alive. Just as important is the fact that today was a game that, for the first time in a long time, felt like Bloomfield Road. There was a buzz, proper noise, it felt like a crowd on the edge of their seats, a crowd in tune with the players, a crowd backing the side and a crowd that lifted us, rather than weighed down the occasion with surly muttering and apathy.

Today was a mix of our backing, some sheer effort and sticking to it when it wasn't going our way, some brilliant skill and clinical finishing and a little bit of the proverbial 'rub of the green'. Ultimately, I have no idea if we can do this - but I know that if we're going to, then we need more of all of the above. We can attack, we can defend, we can fight, we can play. We're not perfect, no. Fuck perfection, embrace tangerine. It's better than merely perfect. It's heavenly light itself. 

You never know do you? 

Onward. 

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Sunday, March 16, 2025

How not to win a game of football: the Mighty vs Leyton Orient.


It was sunny but cold. The crowd was in the mood. Orient had brought a smallish but fairly vocal following. We were resplendent in tangerine and white, they looked dowdy in a grey away kit that a) made them all look like goalkeepers and b) made you wonder 'who looks at 'all grey' in the kit manufacturers catalogue' and thinks 'yes, that's the kit for us!'?  

Where to begin on an afternoon that doesn't so much defy description (a chance! missed!) as pose a challenge to the writer's mental health in reliving it again in real time through the medium of words? 

The camera cuts to Steve Bruce, his craggy face etched with pain. He's seen it all before, or so, before today, he thought. This is lady luck at her most stubborn. It's not so much as if she's playing hard to get, but more as if she's cold shouldered us completely and deleted our number from her phone book. We've thrown everything at it, flowers, a nice meal, chocolates, romantic poetry, grovelling apologies, singing songs at her balcony in the middle of the night, down right begging on our knees with hands thrown high to the heavens in desperate appeal to the gods, but still she refuses to yield. It is as if the game itself is angry, punishing us for some earlier forgotten indiscretion. Perhaps it was playing CJ at wing back for a season?

I'm going to need to face up to this and describe some football aren't I? I don't want to! 

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After the game, the usual debate plays out about what we do and don't have, who we should keep and who we should rip up their contract and offer to Elon Musk for a one way trip to Mars. To me, this sort of misses the point of today. I'm playing for time here. I don't want to relive it - but then, it's a game that has much, and yet almost nothing to celebrate within it and I have to get on with it... 

First, a lovely ball and Casey rises, having got between two defenders. This is it! He misses the ball... Ok, he's not a striker. Calm down everyone, defenders don't score very often and it's early so let's just be patient. 

Things divert from the intended script though. We concede and it's that goal again. A ball into the box and an easy header. We keep conceding this goal and it's frustrating as fuck. A cross from our right, the net billowing, it always leaves me with a sense that we seem to have to really try to score a goal but every other game, the opposition score one that doesn't take a lot of effort...

Now, though, here's the chance... see? We just need to keep our heads against this lot and we're going to score plenty today. They're hard working, they're quite dangerous going forward, but they're definitely gettable at and they've just misread a ball forward and presented Super Ashley Fletcher (there ain't nobody better) with the chance to go round the keeper and tap the ball home - He's not missing this, not with the form he's in. In fact, I would score this and I haven't played a semi-serious game of football in more than a decade and have got a bit of a cold so, in other words - it's a nailed on goal. 

He's missed. 

How? 



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The noise of Bloomfield Road is akin to the shocked chatter of a crowd who has just witnessed an illusionist perform an impossible feat. It's like Ashley Goals has just made a jumbo jet or the Statue of Liberty disappear - but not in a good way... The game goes on to a very strange and distracted sound. We've just seen something that seemed to bend the very rules of space and time and we need to work it out, but it defies explanation no matter who we turn too around us. Ashley Goals is as Ashley Goals does and that's all we can really say.

Had he fallen over, it is likely the momentum would have knocked the ball home. It's possibly the most Ashley Fletcher thing ever. He's still scored more goals than anyone else who's played for us this year, at a faster rate. He's got the most direct goal involvements per minute too and yet, you feel he could have twice the numbers if he just somehow didn't possess whatever bit of DNA dictates that, as well as being pretty good at football most of the time, he is doomed to being an instrument of inexplicable chaos and darkly comic deeds at specific and key moments. 

The miss sparks a flurry of further misses. Fletcher gets his head to a cross, a firm header planted down wards and just wide of the post. It's a minor moment of redemption that refocuses us. We're in the swing now and are going forward with more purpose, stung by fact we're losing when really, we should be winning.

A deep ball from the left to the far post, little Robbie Apter from a yard out, a scrambling block and it pops up to Sonny Carey, he adjusts his body for the bounce of the ball and lashes it. Another block on the line, a tangled mass of defender and goalkeeper, arms and legs and hands on head. How that one doesn't go in at some point is a mystery. 

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We've not been brilliant, but I think we've been the better side. Yeah, they scored, but it was about their only chance to do so and we've had multiple. We shouldn't be losing this. 

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If the first half was a steady flow of 'Pool misses then the second half is a raging torrent. We're storming forward and it seems only a matter of time. before the sheer weight of water causes the dam to burst. The subbuteo player hasn't had his best game, but his flick to set Offiah away is an impudent no look back heel and the cross from the space provided is perfect, hanging, curving back towards the forehead of a leaping Ennis... 

Ennis plays well today, but he feels like a man who closes his eyes when he heads the ball, one weakness perhaps, in an otherwise well developed game. The contact is firm enough, but it's right in the zone where the keeper can save it, and save it he does, a good stop, but one a different connection wouldn't have allowed him to make. 

Another chance, Apter cutting inside as he does, striking it, the keeper sprawling again, it already feels like he's made 90 minutes worth of saves and holding it well as players storm in to try and pick up the rebound. Apter hands on hips, another round of applause but the feeling of tension arising. We need to actually score one of these. 


Then Bloxham is on. He's got it, he's moving forward, he has a way of carrying the ball which makes it seem glued to him. He evades a challenge. Sonny is coming from deep, Sonny is gesturing, Bloxham delays, Sonny shifts a yard sideways and then the ball comes and a burst takes Carey the other side of his man, touching the ball on with right foot and picking up the other side with his left and, for all the combination of woeful finishing and bad luck today, absolutely lashing an unstoppable bullet past the keeper who is left grasping at a ball that isn't and never was within his reach. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Sonny fucking Carey.... Not so much on fire as a raging inferno at the moment. For everything that wasn't clinical today, that was a lethal finish

Lets do it! We've got this won. It's a mere formality. Might as well just give us a goal and then blow the whistle. The force is with us. Book the hotels, we're heading for Wembley. C'MON YOU POOL!!! 

The ball is in the net. It's our net. It got there somehow. I am waving pathetically at the linesman for off side as I wasn't really watching that closely as if I'd ruled out the option of them scoring again as a possibility in my mind, so convinced was I that Sonny's goal was the first of several - but it seemed to come in from the right and get nudged home from about 3 inches and we didn't appear to do an awful lot about stopping it happen. Perhaps the players had also fallen into the same mindset as me. I sit down. I stand up again. I don't know what to do with myself. Why do we make it so hard? 

It's not over though. Sonny again, drifting left and then taking a clever delayed ball from Coulson who has been great at this all afternoon, prompting, driving, setting things up. Carey makes it look easy, a few strides then fired in, Ennis must score! Ennis doesn't score, falling into the ball, it comes off him, hits the post square on and rolls away. More agony - but more is to come... 

Ennis, takes the ball from the right, he rolls his man beautifully, a touch for himself, perfectly into his stride pattern to hit it, it's a searing effort, cutting the grass, towards the bottom corner, the ground tenses ready to spring up in delight but somehow, their keeper gets across again, a fine stop getting right down and covering the bottom corner - it's probably the save of the game and the one chance we had where you could probably say, we did everything right and have to just admire the work to keep it out. 

Casey relives the first half chance - this time he does connect and yet again, whilst it's at a nice height for him, the Orient stopper stops it. Perhaps this is not our day? 

The ref has been crap as well. Orient are 'committed' and he's not very keen to get in the way of that commitment. He stops play as an Orient player strategically goes down for about the 4th time. Fair enough, it's a tough gig and the rules say that particular injuries must be treated but I've never read the rules where it says 'and the ref shall give the ball back to the team he prefers on the day' Shit refs again etc. It's not going to go for us is it? 

And yet... maybe it still could be. Bees is on. I've uttered the words 'say what you like about Beesley but he does put them away' and here is his chance to prove me right. Morgan has whipped a ball forward that is both hopeful and tricky to deal with. The defender completely misreads it, Beesley is through, the keeper has come, he's probably come a bit far and he's made the striker's mind up, the chip is on, it's not even too difficult, just up and over and it's level with time to play.... 

... the ball goes up... 'Too hard!' I think instinctively, but then it starts to come down and 'maybe...' I let myself feel for a moment as it's dripping vertically and there's no way anyone is getting back... but as much as it drops, it's got too much on it and instead of bouncing and kissing the inside of the roof of the net, it falls beyond the bar and the rippling of the net as the ball lands atop it is a like a taunting reminder of what could have been. 

I let out an audible scream of pain and frustration. Beesley looks as if he'd like to be beamed up by aliens and have horrendous experiments performed upon him rather than stand in front of the incredulous Kop as the gasps and groans fill the air with the sound of collective dissatisfaction. 

I think we should probably leave it there. I'm done. 


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For all that was painful (and it was) and for all our faults (we have a few!) there was something in that game. Yeah, our play off hopes might have gone, but they were based on a fantasy series of results that relied upon us suddenly turning into something we're not - a clinical footballing machine that can win week upon week. 

What it did show was a side who plays the way we want us to play - a side who can entertain, create chances and dominate large periods of the game. We should have scored at least 4 and more than had the chances to do so. Sometimes, when we say that, we mean, with the supporters bias and ignoring the law of averages, 'we had 4 chances' but in reality today, we had at least twice as many as that and 4 is a conservative estimate really. 

There is hope there - hope for next season and hope for entertaining and committed football and a team we can love as we want to love a Blackpool team - this is a crowd that will forgive a failure but never if it's a cowardly one. This was not a lack of ambition on the pitch, not a lack of endeavour or effort - it was just some fucking awful finishing that, if anything, showed too much attempt at audacity, flair and style when a bit more routine mundanity would have gifted us at least two more goals. We didn't lose in a tepid way. We lost because we didn't do the last bit of the sequence right, even when sometimes it was the easiest part of the whole thing. Heads up. Go again. Even Wellens concedes as much in his post match. We weren't robbed, we robbed ourselves. They did make it difficult, they were aggressive, they were clinical, but we stacked up so much and actually, got round them so often that it defies belief we lost. 

The hope is tempered by everything else swirling around the club away from the pitch - but there is a base here. There are some players and a general ethos to build upon. There is a need for greater depth and quality in key positions. Steve Bruce knows this. It's etched on his craggy face. He loves these lads. You can tell. He also knows that as it is, we're not good enough, not clinical enough, not good enough at grabbing the midfield, not quite enough from the bench, just not quite there over a run of games to turn us from an 'on our day' side into a side that more often than not 'make it our day' - We are, like the Steve Mcmahon team was for about 3 seasons in a row, just not quite overall, what we need to be and once again, as we did then, we look to the summer and we hope, possibly against hope, that what we do is what we need. 

Today though.

Fuck's sake 'Pool.

Fuck's sake football... 

Onward! 



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Wednesday, March 12, 2025

From the ridiculous to the sublime and the stuff in between: the Mighty vs Cambridge Utd


The incredible thing about football is I never get bored of it* When I try and work out why that is, one thing that comes to mind is the seemingly infinite amount of ways there are to score a goal. Some goals are beautiful, crafted works of art. I think my favourite goal of all, the one I'd like to relive most is the one from the Cardiff play off final where we pinged it across the pitch in a sweeping move and you just knew it was going to result in a goal at the end and when it did, the roar was the culmination of something that had built up from the first moment of the move, a collective sense that what we all envisaged, from the players on the pitch to the person in the highest row of the stand, had come to a glorious fruition. 

*I am aware I wrote 2000 words about how bored of football I was literally last week but let's not sweat the details eh? Do you want me to come round and point out your contradictions? No. People are contradictory. That's what defines us as a species. Too fucking flighty by half us. Don't get this problem with dogs or swans or otters or carp or plankton or spiders or coral sponges (etc. think of your own animals now, I'm not doing all the heavy lifting)  

I've seen many goals. I've seen piledrivers, tap ins, far post headers, diving headers, daisy cutters, scrambled efforts, near post flicks, mishits, volleys, half volleys, clinical bottom corners efforts, keepers drawn, keepers chipped, the ball put through keeper's legs, goalies misjudging things, the ball literally going off a striker's backside, backheels, twenty pass team goals, one man solo goals and that doesn't really tell anything like the first chapter of the whole story. Goals are the point. All goals are great goals but Gary goals are the greatest goals of all, especially when they're against PNE and him and Jerry play like the Rotherham Messi and the Gateshead Maradona for 10 seconds and we score and beat them and the whole ground is ecstatic and you feel like you'd quite like to die now because this must be the feeling you get if heaven is a thing and it would be great to never come down from that moment... 


A goal is the moment of joy or the punch in the gut. It's lift, a blow, a hope, a nail in the coffin, a triumph, a disaster, a well crafted move, a piece of instinct, a training ground special, a shambles, a cutting open, a parting of the waves, an unstoppable rocket, a dribbling embarrassment of a pearoller and all of the rest.

 You get the picture. I'm in the mood for listing things today and list things I will... at the end of the day Clive, it's a funny old game Saint cos all of these things, they're all different, but yet, they're all the same. Every goal counts as '1' and add to the score for the team who are attacking the goal whose sacred line the ball passes over.

It's that that we love isn't it? That all of this, all of the billions of pounds of general hoopla and hype in a media landscape containing entire empires propped up by their sports coverage, the vast, sprawling and ever expanding 'football industry' and all that entails, even Jim Ratcliffe, sweating away whilst Gary Neville grills him (at times seeming decidedly Owen Oystony with his promises of mega stadia for a club that are also apparently skint and his talk of 'being a fan and wanting the same thing as the fans') with millions dissecting his words around the globe... all of this and a thousand thousand thousand more off pitch things all hinge on the simple and universally understandable idea that getting the ball between the posts, under the bar and over the line equals exactly 1 goal and they who do it most in the time scale of 90 minutes wins the game. End of. Simple. Don't pick up the ball and don't be offside. That's more or less it. 


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Imagine then, my surprise when, after 38 years of (at times worryingly) ardent football consumption (the first game I recall is the 1987 FA Cup final, when Keith Houchen scored that diving header, shaping a lifelong adoration of that particular noble art) I saw, after a mere 3 minutes of this hirthto unremarkable seeming occasion, a goal I'd never seen before. A goal, so stunning in its originality, it left me almost speechless, incredulous. How to describe it? I'm not sure I can. 

Picture this. We'd played really well at Barnsley and seemed confident, effective, powerful, dominant.  Imagine then, a well oiled machine. Let's say it's a tank. The tank is rolling along, firing its gun, destroying all in its path, crushing things, rolling up and over rugged terrain, a powerful yet lean force perfectly attuned to its purpose.  

Now imagine some silent comedy music begins to play. The kind of thing you'd get on a Charlie Chaplin film. Bits start to fall off the tank and gradually reveal that it's being driven by a clown. The gun, the armour, the tracks, everything drop away with a clanking noise, leaving just a clown sat in a seat in the mud with nothing to defend himself but a water pistol and when he tries to fire the water pistol, all that happens is a a tepid dribble of fetid and rusty looking water that stains his green clown shirt, and the water pistol breaks in two, the chair collapses and the clown is left sitting in the mud looking really, really foolish. 

That in essence is that goal. Everything from Saturday in the bin. It has possession given away for no reason at all. It has air kicks. It has a former player scoring, even though his effort is a bit shit. It has a a doomed attempt at heroically rescuing the situation. It has the fact it probably didn't even go in anyway but it counts.

That goal counts as much as any goal ever - As much as (for example) as the aforementioned argentinian's genius goal in 1986 counted  - not the handball one, the one that went "....Maradona, turns like a little eel. He comes away from trouble, little squat man, comes inside Butcher and leaves him for dead, outside Fenwick and leaves him for dead, and puts the ball away... and that... is why he's the greatest player in the world" - a goal where Bryan Butler's stunning commentary is almost as good as the football itself. I've not heard the commentary for this, but I imagine it went "Coulson, Carey and Morgan are options, he's... what's he done? Ballard, Pennington on the cover... he's.... back... no...  who? what has happened there? He's I think... he's given it. How has that happened?"which isn't exactly poetry. 

I literally can't help but laugh. It's a fucking calamity. What is this club? We pretty much score goals for the other team for fuck sake... 

Then there's the other end of the scale.

I love Sonny. I really do. From the moment I watched his preseason debut 3 years back I thought 'he's got something' - and whilst others saw him drifting out of games, I saw him looking for space. When other said 'he needs to learn to tackle - I thought 'that's not the point of him' 'When Critchley turned him into a routine pass and move link player, I felt a bit like when your favourite band put out a really bland record you want to like, but don't. I tried to get behind it, but it just didn't seem to be, well, fun... I don't claim to be any kind of authority on what makes an effective footballer (target men aside, I'm a world expert on them), but I know the kind I like to watch and I like watching Sonny. The waif like kid is now a strapping lad, his pale skin and ginger beard reminds me of some kind of US sportstar, a baseball player perhaps. The Sonny of recent weeks is the Sonny I've always seen underneath it all and thank fuck Steve Bruce noticed something along the same lines as me, because if this boy had been broken on the wheel of systems football and sensible ball retention then I'd have been heartbroken because no one, but no one as a kid dreams of their ball retention stats and I love watching footballers have moments that live up to their dreams because fuck me, they work hard to get on to the stage, let alone have a moment where they can take a bow for their efforts ... and what's more we'd never have had the following. because the broken Sonny would never have dared...  

Carey picks it up, he's balanced, he's turned, I always like it when he receives the ball facing goal and, yes, he goes forward, driving into deep into their half, a shimmy, a change of pace, he's like an express train of the 1930s when he runs, pistons drumming, swaying with the raw intensity of his effort, it's not so much that he's fast, that he's just charging at his limits and that's thrilling, now he's just drifted as if the points have changed, he's shrugged off one man and the cover is scrambling, he's driving for the box but he's unleashed it, early, unexpected by the keeper, a cutter with pace, it bounces, it jumps, it finds the corner and I explode! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! SONNY FUCKING CAREY!!!!!!!!!!! ON HIS OWN!!! WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!!! 

The Kop chants his name. He leaps, he punches the air. He lands. What a thing confidence is. Tfe lad looks like he's got a yard of extra pace from nowhere and found something he'd almost forgotten that he'd lost, the simple joy of the game and being appreciated for who he is and what he's good at.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr Steve Bruce - a man who understands both football and footballers. A strangely rare quality amongst football managers it sometimes seems. 

Talking of that, there's another goal - this lies somewhere in between Sonny's moment of beauty and the shambles at the start. It's nicely crafted, but more routine. Odel Offiah is a lovely player and his run on the right is brave, it's powerful, it's admirable in that he doesn't go to ground when he might and daring in that he runs it right to the byline, the ball kissing the lime paint as he pulls it back - and there is the one and only Ashley Goals to tap it home, a more simple finish couldn't be imagined but then again, a few months ago, Super Ashley Fletcher (there ain't nobody better) seemed to specialise in making the basics look like impossibly difficult feats, like clipping his toenails was brain surgery. His finishing was the attacking equivalent of our defending for the first goal but no more... 

Again, here is a footballer thriving. A player who has now scored and assisted more in less minutes, than the much loved Kyle Joseph who many (me included) thought we were mad to sell with only Fletcher really to replace him - a player who is playing the best football he's played in half a decade. A player who looked fed up, frightened perhaps, diffident and really, a bit of a sad figure, who was turned around by a manager who showed him something he needed - a bit of a mix of a kick up the bum and a hug. This is a footballer now who has regained his career and again, seems to possess a sense of joy. He smiles, he's a team player, he talks eloquently and intelligently about his game. He's a classic Blackpool redemption story and another Bruce has relit a fire in and maybe one that burns brighter than it as ever has as a result. 

Albie Morgan. If we're talking positives (and this week, I seem to be) what a player this boy is becoming. He's found a consistency he never possessed before. He's running miles every week. He's a grafter, he's a craftsman, he's a purveyor of glorious first time passes, he's a runner, a dribbler, he's escaping up the wing, tricking his way past two, he's scrapping for it and laying off the simple pass. He's wonderful. There's no other way I can describe this kid. Perfect? No. But fuck perfect. Fuck perfect and leave that to dickheads who think supporting a football team is watching Sky and talking shit about 'top 10 players all time' - Albie is more my type than Messi - he's grit, he's skill, he's getting better all the time and he's never giving up, no matter what life or the game chucks at him. He's my favourite dapper cockney gangster in the squad for sure. 

We're in the dying seconds. We're having an absolute mare. We're not clearing it. Evans has, for no earthly reason, just poked the ball back into the box for them to have a go with. Fuck me Lee. Why? I can't watch this. The ball is too close, they've got too many men around and one is bound to be free and he is and the ball is with him and.... 

ALBIE!!! 

I actually shout this out loud in sheer astonishment and relief. Morgan has chucked himself, full length, Keogh style and blocked a shot about two yards from him. That must hurt. He doesn't care. He gets up, muddied and focussed, he turns to face play as ever, the ball is hacked away. They're done. We will win. That's why we all love Albie Morgan in a nutshell. He's become that player who will do what is needed, not just what he does best. I love Sonny to bits, I love Robbie Apter (who tonight I notice looks more like a subbuteo player than any footballer I've ever seen) to bits too, I still love Sullay Kaikai who I have to remember isn't playing for us therefore I have to want to do badly but secretly hope does something pretty good but not too good, like hit the post after a great run or somesuch.

I love the impractical, the impulsive, the attacking - but I also love a last ditch tackle from a player who must be dead on his feet and I love that Albie Morgan is growing into a serious footballer who turns up and gives his best self far, far more often than he doesn't. 

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Overall, it wasn't a classic. We have a few nice moves. Evans stunning pass to Apter who takes it beautifully and then puts it on a string for Ennis to pounce and nod just wide, Carey sneaking in and then smashing it past the keeper who does great to get his hand back and claw away is matched up against some good work from Tyrer (another who has improved a lot over time) and a bit of late chaos. In between a few good bits there was lots of not much. We were the better side I think overall. They weren't amazing but they worked really hard, the ref was shit and they were physical and we sometimes would fall apart in those circumstances - we didn't and I'd have been annoyed to draw it - but we didn't really string much together over any great length of time and were nowhere near our best. 

This is it though. Football is goals scored and conceded. They all equal the same and you have to score more than the other team. Fletch dragged us level, Sonny scored a winner, Albie saved the day and 22 lads ran around and did their best. None of them are Messi but why would you expect them to be? It wasn't even a very good game, but fuck me, football eh? I don't know why I love it so much, but I do.

It's the best thing ever. 

It's amazing what a bit of weak sunshine and very unlikely, lets not even talk about it, don't get your hopes up, would be mad to even consider it to be honest, but yet, you never know, don't kid yourself, rank outside shot at a playoff place can do for your mindset isn't it? 

Onward! 

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Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Drudgery and duty - the Mighty vs Peterborough Utd.



There's a hundred other things that would be more worthwhile than attending a football match that in all likelihood will have no bearing on anything for either side. That said, does football really have any great bearing on anything anyway? It's not like getting promoted or relegated really has a material impact on anything beyond the stunted feelings of some emotionally immature idiots who routinely trade their free time and hard earned cash for a diet of almost perennial disappointment in the hope of reliving a moment of their youthful dreams vicariously via the achievements of others. (That's us, by the way, in case you hadn't worked it out)  

I don't have time to go home before the game, so my dinner is a Tesco meal deal. I feel as if Simon Sadler would approve of such austere frugality. At the ground, Tony Parr lists the sponsors in a bored monotone drawl. "Smythe's Widgets, sponsors of Ryan Finnegan's sock ties... Acme Gadgets, sponsors of general cynical chatter, ABC logistics, sponsors of Julian Winter's squash practice session fees."

The usual tinny drivel plays across the speakers. There's only so much you can hear 'Now that's what I call mid 80s to mid 90s middle of the road guitar music' at volume that sounds as if you're listening to it through next door's party wall and it retain any novelty. I put my headphones on instead.  

There's about as much a sense of anticipation within the crowd waiting for the game as there would be in a bus station waiting for the routine 17.31 service from town to suburbia. A lad in a very purple tracksuit ambles past me and yawns like a big old dog awoken from a fireside slumber. I drink a pint of gassy lager I don't particularly want because that's what I always do. 

I suppose we might as well do this..  

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I could describe the game in nth detail but what's the point? Fuck knows why I write this shit anyway other than the fact it's a thing I starting doing, so I keep doing it. Like breathing in and out. Sometimes, when a game is good or the occasion is special, it seems sort of vaguely worthwhile, because it's a record of what it was like to be there and that might be nice to look back upon in 30 years time if I'm still here or if anyone looks for it. I don't want to go all 'writerly wanker' but my favourite ones to write just sort of pour out, it's a kind of distillation of the feeling of being amongst others who are transcending the mundane and lost in the music, the rise and swell of the crowd, the percussive smack of boot on ball. I don't really think about what to say, it's just what is in my head and I type it out - but today, I haven't a clue. How to describe very little?  

It wasn't so much a case of been taken away from the everyday by the spectacle as presented with a stark reminder of how grimly unsatisfying much of life can be - how we can anticipate pleasure and visualise wonder, but spend most of time sitting around waiting for something to happen that never does and then, after a whole lot of nothingness, the final whistle blows.

As a game, it was sort of like when you're in Tesco and it's boring as fuck and you go to the reduced bit in the hope of a (literally) cheap thrill and all there is is a pot of egg mayonnaise and it's only got 13p reduction anyway so you sigh and leave it where it is to coagulate further and eventually get chucked in the bin. 

Fuck me MCLF, cheer up lad.

It was just a 0-0 draw, no one died. - There's been plenty of them in the past and there'll be plenty more in the future. People read this for the football, not for me banging on like some shit boring pub philosopher who is in the 3 to 4 pint sweet spot before incoherence kicks in so I'll do a bit of football. 

What happened in the game? Not a lot. Sonny Carey (who I like and people who are wrong don't) ran about a lot and twice nearly scored (but sadly didn't actually score,) the first a drive from the edge of the box well saved after one of those intense breaks he's become adept at of late, the second, a charge down of the keeper that squirts past the post. Lee Evans had a shot that at the beginning of the season when Evans looked proper class would have probably broken the net but is actually less accurate than some of the shots I've written a paragraph about when CJ has had a similar effort. I'm a bit scared that Lee Evans will seek me out and deck me though if I say stuff like 'came closer to hitting the west stand ball boy than the back of the net'  so I won't do that cos he's quite hard looking. 

Albie Morgan has a funny night. He's actually pretty good in a nipping about midfield terrier kind of way, but he gets chance after to chance to hit the target and every effort is equally poor. He's normally a good bet to at least work the keeper but tonight he can't get close. I love Albie though so I'll forgive him his finishing nightmare. 

The game probably dies about 30ish minutes in when Pool put a good move together and Haydn Coulson (who also plays generally pretty competently) slices what looks like a golden chance at the far post wide. Around me, everyone is in the same frame of mind, exchanging grimaces of suffering as if this is exactly what we knew we would be getting and getting it just confirms how lumbered we are with this affliction. If we can't even work their keeper after that move, we know what sort of night it's going to end up being. 

Eventually we shift shape and go to a kind of 451ish shape that may or may not have actually been 433. The fact I can't tell what it actually is is probably an indication we weren't very comfortable playing it -though CJ lays a chance on a plate for Morgan with an intelligent and accurate cut back - The cheeky cockney chappie slices it like a golfer distracted on the downstroke of his swing and looks knackered and fed up as he does so. 

When Robbie Apter comes on, he looks as if he's had his legs tied together by invisible elastic and lacks his usual impish manner, Sammy Silvera looks every inch an Ian Poveda clone on one of Poveda's bad days as he just gives the ball away trying mad stuff and we generally don't seem to have clue what we're doing in this formation, to the point where I'm baffled that we don't see Bees come on and go to a bit more of a focal point as whilst Bees isn't Stan Mortenson, he's not like some comedy shit player you'd avoid bringing on at all costs. Perhaps Bruce is just trying shit now to see what happens on the off chance he hits gold, but it was weird we never really tried playing the way we'd played most games up to this point. 

Peterborough (who looked basically like a rubbish team who might one day actually be pretty good, they're all technically pretty able, they just haven't 'clicked' and keep getting stuff wrong that if they got right would be very effective) nearly score at the end. There's a muted 'ooooh' then quite a lot of booos then we all go home. 

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This is almost certainly the worst summing up of a game I've ever done. The weirdest thing about it though, in the midst of all the gloom, we put it together quite beautifully a few times. In the first half we had about a 90 second spell of what I could honestly describe as total football, crisp, lightning quick first time passing around the whole team,with fluid and free movement - we looked absolutely brilliant until it came to the final shot. In the second half Sonny and Albie combined down the right in a move that contained some of the most intelligent passing and moving that I've seen us do in ages, each of them dropping angled balls to each other that, like a brilliantly measured pool shot, rolled exactly where each other needed. 

At times, you can see us do really nice stuff. We sometimes play whole halves of good football, even occasionally churn out 90 minutes of decent play - but as has been painfully apparent for a good length of time now, we're not good enough over the 22 man squad. I try not to stick the boot into individual players writing this, because who really needs some dickhead that knows nothing banging on like he's judge and jury (I'd be fucked  off if CJ came to my work and laughed at my many shortcomings and would say 'CJ, what the fuck do you know about my job - and he'd be right to say, 'well if you can write about me, why can't I mock you') and to be honest, I don't think it's particularly merited anyway.

I don't think this is generally a group who've 'given up' or 'don't care'  - I think that's just easy stuff to say when we don't play as we want - I actually think a fair number of them have a place in a half decent squad (the emphasis being on 'squad' there) - I think we just lack in quality and particular attributes across the 22 and we're relying on the same core week in and week out regardless of form or fatigue. If nothing else, shouting at young lads half my age to 'get fucked' or to 'fuck off' because the squad isn't good enough and I'm unconvinced by the direction of the club as a whole (have we actually got one?) isn't either really what I'm at the football for or particularly fair. 

At no point since the boycott ended have things felt as flat as they do now. In fact, it's a long, long time since Bloomfield felt as apathetic, as resigned, as generally passive and inert as it did last night. It felt almost like a pre-Uncle Val era game, when we were stuck with Karl's reign of extreme parsimony and being midtable in League 1 was about as much as we could expect and at least if we were there we weren't getting relegated and who knows, we might get a half decent player on a free every now and again but deep down, we knew that there's only so many Scott Taylors you accidentally get and a lot of Graham Fentons... 

That's not how it should feel. This is not where we all expected to be. It all just needs a fucking good shake and a bit of ambition. 
 
Maybe it's just another 0-0 and maybe football is just like that. Perhaps in a perverse way, it's why we love the game - because being good isn't easy and expectations can be dashed - but I can't help coming to the same conclusion as I have done multiple times prior - Summer is massive. We're going to need a truck full of players whatever happens - it's going to be a massive test etc etc etc. Repeat until June and then hope for the best, however foolhardy that may be.... 

Onward!


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Sunday, March 2, 2025

May hopes die in March sunshine - Stockport County vs the Mighty

Seasons come and seasons go. Today, it feels like the first spring weekend, the sky blue and the sun giving a little warmth. As ever, I feel optimistic at the turn of the page from bleak midwinter to the promise of golden days to come. How, ironic then, that football gives us the slamming shut of the season, the closing of the door on any hope of bettering ourselves. 




Before the game, thousands mill in the tight terraced streets around the ground. Stockport is a weird blend of old Lancashire and new Cheshire style money. It's half Burnley, half Alderley Edge. I see both a kid on a stolen electric bike being chased by the police and several hipsters dressed as if they've come alive from the pages of a 1980s knitwear catalogue, all half mast trousers, patterned clashing jumpers and moustaches. Victoriana and glass high rises sit side by side.The main stand looks so small and old fashioned, it's both a wonder it still stands and leaves you questioning how all these people will actually get into the ground. Surely they can't fit inside such a small set of stands? 



The Railway End is a homage to lower league away ends of the past. There used to be loads of these but I can't think of very many now. The route to it has to be one of the most labyrinthian in the  world game, an alley running at a bizarre oblique angle, starting miles away from the ground and ending with a set of steps followed by some confusingly placed wooden fences hiding the terrace itself from access. Once through though, it's a dream - I've not been as close to the pitch in years and looking out at the home stands, it feels like being in a sketch that represents the quintessential idea of an English football stadium. Four mismatched stands, floodlights in the corner - It's a bit like being in one of those generic made up lower league grounds from the FIFA games called stuff like 'Hornbeam Lane' - I've been here before, but not, I think, since the 1990s - I overhear a first time visitor remark 'Fucking hell, this is fucking non-league as fucking fuck this' which eloquently sums it up. 

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As the game unfolds, my proximity to the pitch means it's harder to read play than normal - but easier to see the individual moments and the player's actions. 

We start brightly and score remarkably quickly. The goal, from my angle looks two dimensional. Morgan (who is our best player today) chucks a gorgeous ball down the line, Ash Fletcher is on it. It goes up in the air and down again and is in the goal. Cue delight in the open air and general optimism. 


We're in control for most of the first half. Carey has some lightning breaks and is scythed down each time, we generally stroke it about well and retain possession nicely. At some point, we almost recreate the Ennis goal from last week, with super Ashley Fletcher (there ain't nobody better) spinning and putting a back heel off the base of the post from another cracking ball in by Morgan. 

Planes keep landing behind the home end. There's something about the way the all seem to come in on the same angle and follow exactly the same path that makes it feels as if there's a giant screen in the sky playing a background loop. Every five minutes, the same sequence. The sun is low in the sky and hands have to be held up to render the play beyond the box in front of us visible. Stockport fans are subdued, only really rousing themselves late in the half  when they create a few chances - Tyer pushes one away sharply from a close range effort and their big number 9 tries an audacious lob, that he does well to back pedal and tip over when the ball seemed for a moment to have beaten him. 

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Half time. Sunshine and open air. A stray football being knocked about in the crowd. 'It doesn't take much to keep us happy' I say. Every touch cheered. The ball bounces to the front. A kid picks it up, the crowd gives it a build up, the kid chucks it back and a huge cheer. Repeat.  The ball goes up high, a lad walking down the front cotrols it. Skill. An even bigger cheer. This is as close to a definition of harmless fun as you could possibly get. 

The stewards. Some of them look more like the kind of characters you'd expect to find in the FSB or like shit B+M bargains James Bond baddy henchmen. One guy has such dark rings around his eyes that it looks like he's been up for the last week having a nervous breakdown. It all feels very 'nightclub doormen on a bit of extra cash to do the football who've had a little something to keep them sharp and who are feeling a bit twitchy.' The lad from before that trapped the ball is being wrestled with. Pool fans are stepping in. I go across and join - a stand off emerges. There's a 5 minute impasse with Pool fans as a human wall and the stewards realising they've got a situation. I ask one - 'what possible harm has that lad caused to anyone? Why are you chucking him out?' - he replies 'we need to get the ball?' - I asked 'why do you have to chuck him out to get the ball' and he just turns away and refuses to respond any further. One particularly wired looking steward is pushing himself through, as if determined to have a ruck, eyes bulging and teeth gritted like a banned dog straining on a tight leash. Finally, some kind of compromise is struck and we're all allowed to stay in the ground, and watch the game we've paid £30 for though it's evident that having fun is not allowed and will be punished by a right good manhandling.

Professional Football. Treating fans with respect since 1888

(I don't get caught in the chaos at the end. It's pretty clear from half time though, that this isn't a well thought through disciplined operation.)  

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The sun has gone in. It seems as if we've left our footballing ability in the changing room. As soon as the second half starts, Stockport look better. They've rejigged their midfield and we can't cope. We do manage a break, but we can't make it count and they go up the other end and score one of those fucking infuriating goals where no one gets near anyone and it's just a cross and an unchallenged tap in. The sun comes out again. 

Hmm. 

The mood turns. Suddenly, what was a very supportive crowd is seeing all the flaws we overlooked. CJ in the first half was cheered like a kid we all wanted to do well at sports day when he won a header or made a tackle. Now, the charity extended to him has gone as he struggles on the right. Husband's turn and lurch backward when they try a diagonal in behind looks more laboured than ever. Super Ashley Fletcher has just about disappeared. Evans looks heavy footed and out of ideas, a creative player with cement boots on. 


They're at us and dominant. Curiously, Bruce, normally so decisive delays changes for what seems an age. Ideas pop up from those around me. 'Get Beesley on, Fletcher's done' 'We need Gabriel, more fight on the right' 'Go to a back 4' 'Push Offiah in the midfield and get some bit in there' - there's merit to all of them and I can't see why we're waiting to choose to do one - we can't get hold of the ball and when we do, we can't keep it. We do fashion a chance, Coulson cutting inside with a precise far post ball and Ennis, twisting, gets a decent contact but the keeper makes a good save. 

Finally we change, the Rapter and Sivera join with us going to a kind of 451 with clear instructions to play it on the ground. It works up to a point as we have briefly, a bit more control. Another chance, Ennis onto a long ball, rolling it back, Carey dives in and squares it to Morgan, Morgan from outside of the D lofts another beautiful pass and Ennis is on it, but whilst it's a firm header, he doesn't really make the keeper work too hard to keep it out Ennis again, but with a different meaning. 

A point would probably have been a fair shout all in all. County dominate the second half, but they looked poor in the first. It's not to be as finally their dominance shows. They've not created endless chances, but they've controlled most of the play and the lad who scores their first gets in front of his man at the far post and squeezes a perfect header down and just inside the goal frame. Fucking typical. 

We send on Bees. Nothing happens. 

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I hate to sound like a broken record but yet again, this game illustrated our lack of a dominant midfielder. Evans is a good player without doubt, but he isn't the defensive shield when we're up against it. I've written multiple times about rating Carey no matter what others may think, but he isn't a defensive shield. Morgan was sublime at points today and is probably our most all-round midfielder, but he's absolutely not a defensive shield. I don't have any problem with any of them. I rate them all in different ways - They're all we have.  Onomah is surely by now a failed experiment as he's played about 30 seconds since he signed up for another 6 months and Ryan Finnegan is harder to locate than Lord Lucan. We're playing all of the midfield every week in every circumstance. That's not a recipe for a promotion and I don't understand why, given central midfielder is the hardest running, most critical position in a football team why we don't have another one we can use whose primary ability is breaking up play and winning possession. There we go, I've said it again.

What 532 today reminded me of was of last season's weakness. CJ is not a wing back is not a wing back is not a wing back. He's ok when we're on top and can attack, but when we're pinned in, he's simply not technically able to play out and contribute meaningfully to playing out. That's not so much of a concern when he's in winger mode but in full back mode, it's painful. Bruce chose to ditch the away back 4 - fine, it worked first half - but we were sluggish in changing and I'd argue, we simply didn't have the change that they made - swapping one midfielder for another with more legs. We had sleepy Josh who was having a doze on the bench and nothing else. 

Lets not kid ourselves though. We're done for this season and there's no great injustice about it. We planned for one thing, binned it and started another. We recruited for something that didn't happen and it shows. We're not awful, we're not great. We've got some good attributes and we've got better in terms of the spirit and the fight we show (today, less so, but generally speaking, we've been less pushed around and our defence has improved) but the squad hasn't been there to take us where we want to be. Midtable is fair. We're so midtable that we're basically a flower arrangement at a wedding meal. Steve Bruce is not daft and is well liked  by the fanbase- but summer is already in the air and wise old owl interviews from Steve only go so far - he can only do so much - the challenge to the ownership is to ensure we have business in place that seriously improves our options and fills the gaps we have. There are players we need to better compliment and players we need to replace and more competition needed all round. In a way, it feels a bit of a relief to stop pretending we can do it. We can't - we aren't good enough fundamentally and we need to draw breath, work hard and address that - and if we don't, then the questions bubbling under the surface about our intent and ambition as a club will have to be asked. 

Onward



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