Half a squad - Morecambe vs Blackpool.

Morecambe is easy to sum up. It's kind of like Blackpool except people don't go there on holiday any more at all. The beach is muddier but you can see the lakes. It's kind of like if the top bit of Fleetwood was mashed up with Blackpool. Sort of. It used to be a resort but then...

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The first big weekend of the summer: Barrow vs Blackpool.

Why am I here? I could be dry at home. This game doesn't even matter a tiny bit. I like that about preseason though. It's a day out without needing get all worked up about it. It's something to do. That's all that any football is to be honest. A reason to get out of bed. A reason...

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Cheers Jerry...

The best player we've had since...? It barely registered at first. Yates. Going. Obviously. I've been preparing myself for this for months. It's not going to hurt... I won't let it.He's been out the door since we went down. How could he not be? He's too good for this division.We...

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Feel good hit of the summer.

Critch is back. I've already ready written 2000 words about how I'm conflicted about it. I don't think the world needs any more. There'll  probably be some though. I mean, the world doesn't need this blog full stop but that's never held me back. Basically, he's a good football...

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