There is snow on the motorway. It's Sunday. This is weird.
I don't mind the line up - I can see an idea - Bradford a big and rugged side so we'd try to out football them, going for silk over steel. I could visualise Bowler nimbly dancing between lumbering limbs, spreading it to Banks to spin away from his man (he'd forced his marker deep by nature of his attacking threat), he'd sweep a cross field ball to Imray, who first time dinks a cross, Flettcher, ever aware, chests it down and Albie Morgan, thundering from deep rasps the ball home... 3-0 Pool!!!
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That, as we know wasn't how things turned out. Very, very little happened for ages. We tried to move the ball around, Bradford got in our faces, we turned around and went the other way. When we launched it long, they seemed pleased, their defence coping with ease with most things knocked up to them. Fleth and Blox have worked their arses off in the last few months - but they just really struggled to get the ball under control and we struggled to give them much ball at all. The few moments of potential excitement came from Bowler who mixed up a few really nice touches and passes with some frankly horrible turns into traffic and concession of the ball.
A Bradford corner. They work it short, they are running a routine. I admire the quickness with which they shift it 4 or 5 times. This is a good routine I think. They lift it in and there it is. A goal. From a routine. It feels as if we just opened up. It feels like when we try such things someone falls over or dithers on the ball, or we hit the first man with the cross. Then Bradford nearly score again, a header over the bar from no distance. Then again, it looks as if they've scored but it's smuggled wide at the far post. They're absolutely battering us.
I'm quite cold.
Finally, we creak into some sort of life. I say 'we' - I mostly mean Danny Imray. Scott Banks is no attacking threat at all and we're dependent on the Palace man for our penetration. Even he doesn't look to be firing on all cylinders, but he's involved in what is easily the best bit of football in the game, a multi pass move where we switch it about quickly, move beautifully and everything is briefly total football sexy until the final ball which is just behind Fletch who puts it well over the bar. Imray then hits the bar, seemingly by accident. At some point someone has a shot that, whilst the keeper has it covered, Curtis Tilt leaps full length and saves with his head, like a salmon leaping from a river and nodding a football. Shortly after that, he hits a crossfield pass deep into the stand. He's not changed...
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I'm a little surprised we're still in it. Recency bias is a terrible thing, we've looked off it for most of the 45 but as we've played our best stuff just before half time, I'm hopeful, however foolish that is.
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The first five minutes of the second half is truly awful. The clouds have gathered, the wind is picking up, it's biting cold. I go to zip up my coat and put up my hood only to discover I've already done both. There are times when watching league 1 football is a trial and this is one of them. Not only can neither side pass, but the linesman can't tell when the ball has gone out of play and the game is of no quality at all. It's like watching a toddler incoherently smash two things together and occasionally drop one of them.
Finally, a moment - it's Andy Lyons who provides it, we play out, Lyons receives it on the turn, looks up and pings a perfect, curling ball, 40 yards, arcing right into the path of Fletcher who has split the central defenders, takes it in his stride, draws the keeper and then, as he's increasingly wont to do, finishes beautifully, a deft touch into the bottom corner, the keeper all hopelessly splayed legs and thrown arms, head thrown back to gaze despairingly as the ball rolls, coolly past him and sits in the netting.
It would be nice to say we really kicked on from there - but it didn't happen. It's perhaps (definitely) churllish to criticise the substitutes when the options are what they are and there's so little other choice but I thought, after the goal, the game became a bit chaotic and that we might actually benefit from that. We put on Brown for Bowler - I assume the intention was to dampen down the chaos a bit, but also I worried that it would blunt us, leaving Imray as the only bit of creativity and he's a fucking full back. CJ coming on for Banks was maybe an attempt to counter the pace of their wide man who'd pinned in Banks - but I hate CJ at full back...
And lo, they score instantly. Ollie Casey is the most reliable of souls, but today, he gets turned, as so often, a loose ball, Bradford race in at full tilt, Casey toe pokes the ball, it's not hard enough to reach another Pool shirt and only serves as a perfect touch on for the Bradford man to race towards goal, CJ comes across - he gets there quickly enough, but when he arrives, he looks like a fragile twig in a flooded, raging stream, brushed aside by the rushing torrent of the Bradford forward who finishes clinically, the keeper having absolutely no chance at all.
Fuck me.
I've not got the will to describe the rest of the game in any depth. It mostly went... Blackpool finally get the ball, three passes later Bradford get it back. A variation on that was occaisionally, we'd find a vaguely hopeful position but then we'd cock it up with a crap cross, misplaced pass or simply just running into one of their players as if not doing a trick might be the trick and Bradford would charge up the the other end with it...
Their fans sing 'Blackpool's a shithole' and then 'Bradford's a shithole, it's better than this' then 'City of Culture, you'll never sing that' which is a three part routine I can't help but admire grudgingly. They're loud in the way away fans are when they're winning. We're subdued. I can't see a way back. Around me is general silence. Glum faces stare on.
I'm not sure we had another shot in anger until very late on, Morgan appears to foul his man, the ref plays on, the cross comes in, Ashworth hooks it back accross and (I think) Lyons bundles home... It doesn't count cos Ashworth's foot is deemed to be high and to be honest, it probably is. I realise before I get totally carried away and that probably helps deal with it.
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There's games I know I'm going to find it hard to write about. This is one of them. If we're really bad, it's easy to slip into hyperbolic descriptions of clown like shambles, big massive red shoe wearing idiots running into each other and falling over. If we're anywhere near any good, then it's a pleasure to go totally overboard, a CJ toepoke becoming a moment worthy of a Ballon D'or nomination, a routine tackle wrapped up in words of praise, becoming a moment of bravery and passion akin to some kind of WW1 trench heroics. If there's a lack of effort then anger takes over and total despair is a kind of empathetic release.
It's the 'in between' games that are the worst, particularly the ones where, like today, we're mostly second best. Having missed the last two games, where there was plenty to describe for better and for worse, today feels a bit like looking out over a frozen wasteland and trying to describe the view. There's just not a lot to say. We were beaten, we deserved to be beaten, we mostly tried quite hard, but Bradford were just better than us.
What, I mean by 'better' is simple enough. They seemed overall quite a lot bigger, mostly a bit faster and generally more decisive. In terms of actual quality football, there wasn't a whole lot in it. Neither side really strung a great deal together and no player on the pitch stood out as a Premier League player in waiting - in fact, if I tell you that Curtis Tilt was probably the player who most caught my eye, then (no offence to him - he was a player I really liked in tangerine) that says a lot about the level this game was played at. One point, he galloped from centre back to the edge of our box. I wondered two things, a) how easy it is to forget about a player, I'd totally forgotten about his mad runs and b) why if Tilt could run 40 or 50 yards looking like Jude Bellingham, could not of our actual attackers seem to carry the ball 10?
This is the frustration. Bradford aren't bad - they work very, very hard and they're highly organised and insanely committed - but they look as if a good team should be able to get at them. Today, we didn't look like a good team - we looked like a threadbare, struggling side who simply didn't have the key to unlock the door, nor the answers to the question's that the Bantam's physicality and direct play posed. An objective reader might say 'We ARE a threadbare struggling side' and that would be true - but after a good run and players coming back from injury and just for a few weeks, it feeling as if we might, actually have something going on, today felt like going back to those miserable October days when week after week we just got swatted aside.
Lets put it in perspective. We're missing some important players. Virtually all of the defence is makeshift and one of them is a winger with no palpable defensive qualities at all who is only playing because the other option is CJ. Only Imray started in the precise position he regularly plays in the Ian Evatt system. We're also missing Ennis and Taylor, which, would likely have been our main strike force (Ash Fletcher becoming England's third most productive front man not withstanding) - Some of the players have run into the ground for lack of rotation and the Christmas period is a gruelling schedule.
It still looks a bit grim though. Ennis is probably a month away from being properly match fit and suitably sharp so the front two must soldier on or we play someone who is even less of striker than Bloxham up front. If Fletcher gets a knock, we could have literally no one who's a fulltime centre forward fit. Horsfall is out for some time. The Horse aside, we seem to lack so much character without Husband and we've got two more games where we're going to have to play someone completely unsuited at LWB if Ashworth continues to deputise centrally and even when Husband back, we don't really have the dominant lynchpin a back three requires
In short, we're short (again) and we need some players in quickly because to be being outplayed and have no real options to turn to and no defensive players of equal physicality to match up against their forwards isn't great and given the majority of League 1 sides have at least 3 or 4 players who can put it about a bit, then we need to address this.
Onward.
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